Terms of Service

By using Decision Gremlin, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, the gremlin will be mildly disappointed but survive.

Novelty tool only

Decision Gremlin is a novelty decision tool for entertainment purposes. It is designed for small, low-stakes everyday choices.

Not professional advice

Decision Gremlin does not provide medical, legal, financial, mental health, safety, or relationship advice. The gremlin is not a therapist, doctor, lawyer, financial advisor, or licensed anything.

Your responsibility

You are solely responsible for your own decisions and actions. Verdicts from Decision Gremlin should not be relied upon for important life choices.

Gremlin qualifications

The gremlin is not licensed, certified, or emotionally stable. It is a fictional internet creature that says funny things.

Serious decisions

Do not use Decision Gremlin for serious, dangerous, illegal, or harmful decisions. If you need real help, please contact a qualified professional or someone you trust.

Payments

Coin purchases and the Lifetime Goblin Pass are for access to additional verdicts. All sales are subject to applicable refund laws. Digital goods are tied to your anonymous browser wallet.

Changes

We may update these terms. Continued use of the service constitutes acceptance of updated terms.